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product_id: 355814765
title: "Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition, 24-Count Adult Crayons with Sarcastic Sayings, Funny Gag Gift for Christmas, Secret Santa, Dark Humor Gifts, Sarcastic Funny Gifts"
brand: "milktoast brands"
price: "₨434"
currency: SCR
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
url: https://www.desertcart.sc/products/355814765-offensive-crayons-holiday-edition-24-count-adult-crayons-with-sarcastic
store_origin: SC
region: Seychelles
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# 24 vibrant colors organic soy-based wax non-toxic & gluten-free Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition, 24-Count Adult Crayons with Sarcastic Sayings, Funny Gag Gift for Christmas, Secret Santa, Dark Humor Gifts, Sarcastic Funny Gifts

**Brand:** milktoast brands
**Price:** ₨434
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🎨 Color Outside the Lines of Boring Gifts!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition, 24-Count Adult Crayons with Sarcastic Sayings, Funny Gag Gift for Christmas, Secret Santa, Dark Humor Gifts, Sarcastic Funny Gifts by milktoast brands
- **How much does it cost?** ₨434 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Best For

- milktoast brands enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted milktoast brands brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Compact & Convenient:** Lightweight 5-ounce pack with a ribbed grip and twist closure for effortless, mess-free coloring on the go.
- • **Safe & Sound Coloring:** Crafted with non-toxic, gluten-free, and vegan-friendly soy wax—because your health and ethics matter.
- • **Sarcasm Meets Creativity:** Each crayon features edgy, sarcastic sayings—perfect for gifting that unforgettable holiday laugh.
- • **Stand Out in Secret Santa:** A hilariously unique gag gift that guarantees you’ll be the star of any holiday party or office exchange.
- • **Unleash Your Inner Artist:** 24 bold, assorted colors to brighten your creative moments and spark envy at every doodle session.

## Overview

Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition offers 24 assorted, vibrant soy-based crayons that are non-toxic, gluten-free, and vegan-friendly. Designed with sarcastic sayings, this 5-ounce pack combines safe, eco-conscious materials with edgy humor, making it the perfect gag gift for Christmas, Secret Santa, or anyone who loves to add a splash of irreverence to their creativity.

## Description

Full description not available

## Features

- Assorted Colors: Contains 24 different assorted colors for coloring fun.
- Non-Toxic: Made with safe, non-toxic ingredients for worry-free coloring.
- Gluten-Free: Suitable for gluten-free diets and made in a gluten-free facility.
- Organic: Soy-based crayons are organic and vegan friendly.
- Made in China: Carefully crafted by skilled artisans in China.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Manufacturer | Colorful Creations |
| Brand | MilkToast Brands |
| Item Weight | 5 ounces |
| Package Dimensions | 4.41 x 2.6 x 1.02 inches |
| Item model number | CC-OCH-HE-001 |
| Color | Assorted Color |
| Closure | Twist |
| Grip Type | Ribbed |
| Pencil Lead Degree (Hardness) | HB |
| Material Type | Wax |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Size | 24 Count (Pack of 1) |
| Point Type | Round |
| Ink Color | Multicolor |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** MilkToast Brands
- **Writing Instrument Form:** Crayon
- **Color:** Assorted Color
- **Ink Color:** Multicolor
- **Age Range (Description):** Adult

## Images

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## Available Options

This product comes in different **Style** options.

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ What The @#$&? Hilarious Idea!
*by B***L on May 16, 2025*

These...are...hilarious! I love these. They're going to make some great gifts for my whacked-out sense of humor friends lol. I've read all the labels and they're awesome! A few tables are crooked, one or two are backwards, but man are these funny as hell! I'm going to need to get more now

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Hilarious names
*by J***E on April 3, 2025*

We got this for a white elephant gift exchange. It was a hit

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Bruh 🤣
*by S***  on March 22, 2025*

Oh man the laughs I got from this was great!!!

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*Store origin: SC*
*Last updated: 2026-01-27*