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title: "My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands (A Chelsea Handler Book/Borderline Amazing Publishing) Mass Market Paperback – November 19, 2013"
brand: "chelsea handler"
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# My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands (A Chelsea Handler Book/Borderline Amazing Publishing) Mass Market Paperback – November 19, 2013

**Brand:** chelsea handler
**Price:** ₨372
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- **What is this?** My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands (A Chelsea Handler Book/Borderline Amazing Publishing) Mass Market Paperback – November 19, 2013 by chelsea handler
- **How much does it cost?** ₨372 with free shipping
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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ always love a chelsea book
*by M***W on June 3, 2025*

chelsea handler is always hilarious, insightful and witty and i die laughing in every book. she is so fabulous i plan to read them all

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ She made me smile!
*by J***E on April 9, 2012*

I have been a long time fan of Chelsea Handler, having had watched her on several television shows as well as seeing her stand-up shows. Because I was no stranger to her humor, I expected nothing short of a raunchy explanation of past exploits. What I was not expecting was to be laughing out loud, alone, over a book. As you go through the collection of short stories, not only does the reader get enjoyment, but also a sense of familiarity.Within the first few pages of the book, Chelsea takes you instantly into a world of sexual promiscuity, partying, and humiliation. With each passing story, the reader finds themselves more and more a part of each story. Chelsea's form of "no holds bars" humor and blatant crude depictions keeps the reader constantly engaged. The read was so seamless that I was able to finish it in two days. What keeps the reader going, more so than her hilarious tendencies, is the constant changing from one story to the next. All of the stories tie together into a character that allows the reader to know more and more about Chelsea (or who she is portraying throughout the book.) Without a constant timeline, the stories jump around allowing the reader to not feel bored and easily set the book down for a period of time and pick it back up at their leisure, although I do not know why you would want to.With a lot of comedic novels, it is common that the stories are over the top and unbelievable. I found this book to be completely opposite. It is true that some of the stories seem a little crazy, but knowing a lot of people who have lived or currently live the type of lifestyle she describes, not necessarily out of the realm of possibility. I found myself thinking to myself, "oh... I know that feeling," or, "that reminds me of [so and so,]" which shows either to Chelsea's brilliant retelling of honesty or her how astute her observations are. If it is the latter, the reinterpretation or complete fabrications of such real life stories proves quite impressive.The moral of this review is merely to read it yourself. If you do not find yourself laughing and smiling within a chapter or so, this type of humor may not be your bag, but the book is fluid, easy to read, relatable, and overall worth the time.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Is chelsea handler telling the truth or do we care?
*by W***O on January 31, 2024*

When this book came out 20 years ago, I was so mad because I had wanted to write a similar book... That's part of why I waited 20 years to read it. Also I was afraid of getting stoned to death in the town square for admitting to the one night stand.For some reason it didn't occur to me that in spite of the very controversial subject matter, you could make the audience love you instead of hate you... now I know how she does it- she's funny.Good thing Chelsea took the lead on this one. There are several times in the book when you wonder if she is lying or telling the truth.. but you come to the profound awareness that it doesn't matter because she is super funny. Thanks Chelsea this is my type of feminism. Also enjoyed the ending. I won't spoil it for anyone who is going to wait another 20 years to gaze into this sparkling gem. ✨️

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