The Moustache Grower's Guide

I couldn't agree less with the editorial review from "Out" which claims there isn't a more definitive book dedicated to facial grooming. There's actually oodles of books sold right here on Amazon that are far more focused on the whiskers of the male species; I opted for this one because it didn't appear too, too serious (I'm looking at you, Mr. Jack Passion) or too whimsical. But definitive? Nah. Not close, way too much filler. It's definitely like the kinds of titles you see near the check-out line at bookstores: jaunty type set, slick illustrations, and not meaty enough to intimidate--an ideal stocking stuffer. If you're soberly trying to glean as much info as possible on the moustache, look elsewhere.So, first off: I'm a chick. That may automatically disqualify me as the ideal reviewer. However, I'm daughter to a handlebar man, D-I-L to a 'full natural', and wife of a struggling, wannabe Tom Selleck. I have wiped enough bristles from my sink to fancy myself knowledgable on the topic. So...when this book arrived for my wannabe we hoped to catch some grooming tricks and familiarize ourselves with what styles the follicle-y challenged could realistically achieve. After all, it's a definitive guide! Hmmm.What's great-Hence the title, it's moustache-centric. If you wanna tame a Grizzly Adams beard, look elsewhere.It's peppered with truly interesting historical tidbits and fun anecdotes.There's a difficulty rating scale for each moustache and a time guideline for growth. Are you in it for the long haul? This title may inspire you to stick it out.Simple, direct shaving guidelines are quite helpful! The 'Instructions' sections are well done. There should have been more of it. There's probably a legality issue involved, but actual product recommendations or reviews might have been nice. Are all clippers and waxes created equal?What's not so great-There's an awfully lot of space dedicated to moustaches that precious few American men under the age of 60 would dare consider. It's safe to say if you're growing an Imperial or a Walrus, you're well past the stage of needing this book...and you've already found your people. Or competitive weekend schedule.The wardrobe! Oh goodness, this was our biggest gripe. What should be a one-sentence comment about what clothes or 'look' is best sported w/ each moustache is turned into a lengthy, not so tongue-in-cheek full blown fashion feature. Unless you're part Yeti, what respecting male can change facial hair often enough to buy new clothes for each new mouthbrow? It's silly. Maybe the anti-hipster in me just couldn't stomach it.Bottom line is that out of 144 pages, a good 30 of em were really worth reading and helpful for our particular needs. For a first timer, it's a recommend. Ditto for the aforementioned stocking stuffer. But nearly everything compiled here can be easily found on the Internet with just a bit of searching stache sites and blogs. I think John Waters would dig it for being slick and fashionable. Selleck, not so much.

Good information.

It's more of an idea book than a Grower's Guide. If you want to do something with your face, but not sure what, then this book can give you some ideas. It's not what I was looking for. I knew what I wanted to do, but I needed advice on how to get my moustache under control. This book does not have that. I ended up learning on my own through trial and error.It's a nice, lighthearted read, good for a few chuckles. For that, I would give it five stars. As a "guide" I would give it one star. It really should have a different title, but I'm sure this title gets it more sales than one matching the content would.It's full of fashion advice, and I couldn't tell if the author was serious about that or just being facetious. It seems like it might be a little of both. Anyway, whatever seriousness there may be in the fashion advice, the author's taste clearly does not match my taste in clothing.

I bought this book as a birthday present for my dude. He was talking about growing out a handlebar mustache, and was asking me how to style it. Like I, a young woman, would be some mysterious expert on such a thing. So I ordered this book.The book itself is pretty tiny. But it's also hardcover. The pages are thicker, and durable. I was surprised at the quality of this book.The mustaches inside vary from things you'd see on a gentleman or a sir, to things you'd see on Hitler, or Dali. It's quite the variation. It also gives information on how to grow out each mustache, how to style each mustache, and suggestions on outfits for each mustache. The outfit thing is a bit ridiculous, but it gives the book some extra flair.

Hey, if you have a little hair on your upper lip—even if you've had it for over a decade—that is NOT a "real" moustache. Got the goat-tee thing going? Nope. Got a full beard but still trimming the thing back like a hedge every week? Guess again. We are talkin’ REAL wider-than-your-mouth, hiding-your-entire-upper-lip moustaches here, nothing less. And it can be a real work of art: creative, classic, bold and sexy. But you need guidance to make it work and you need help with acquiring and using the right tools. This book will help you. It’s small, a quick read, inexpensive, fun and worth every penny. Be a man! Grow a “real” moustache! Buy this book.

I loved this book. I got it as a joke for my boyfriend who is currently working on his mustache. He loves the book and it actually helped him with trimming his mustache.

Could use more specific advice on mustache care & grooming to achieve desired outcome/described style

I made a bet with a friend at work....I'll grow out my shaved head, you grow a Fu Manchu. Just so happens his birthday fell within the timing of our bet. This was the PERFECT gift. It now sits next to his "most manly mustache" award. I'm pretty sure his wife hates me.

The book you could see had not been used BUT it had stains on front cover which did wipe of.BUT it also had stains down the sides of book which I can only describe as looking like blood.As book looked like it had never been opened I can only assume it was done when picked for dispatch.I have not sent book back as yet due to just running out of time over Xmas season.Regards Kara Fullbrook

I bought this to GUIDE me on grooming the perfect tash.Alas its more like a toilet book which actually gives no practical advice from grooming or managing your furry friend.If you want to know what a handle bar tash from your hitler then buy it as that's as much information you're gonna get.Personally i though it a waste of money.Seller was great though, fast dispatch.

Ordered "as new" version and it only had a tiny sticky area (where a price label had been?) so overall I am very happy.

great little book as a stocking filler for the man of the house, even i had a little read and found it interesting. will rcommend!

Stocking filler for my partner. This is a great little book for the moustache connoisseur