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product_id: 67850631
title: "CS499 I never dreamed that one day i'd become a grumpy old man but here i am killing it Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster | Gifts for Dad, Grandad, Men, Him"
brand: "kruzroyal"
price: "₨307"
currency: SCR
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.sc/products/67850631-cs499-i-never-dreamed-that-one-day-id-become-grumpy
store_origin: SC
region: Seychelles
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# Glossy easy-clean finish Official grumpy legend trophy Durable rigid MDF wood CS499 I never dreamed that one day i'd become a grumpy old man but here i am killing it Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster | Gifts for Dad, Grandad, Men, Him

**Brand:** kruzroyal
**Price:** ₨307
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🏅 Own the throne of grumpiness with style and humor!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** CS499 I never dreamed that one day i'd become a grumpy old man but here i am killing it Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster | Gifts for Dad, Grandad, Men, Him by kruzroyal
- **How much does it cost?** ₨307 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.sc](https://www.desertcart.sc/products/67850631-cs499-i-never-dreamed-that-one-day-id-become-grumpy)

## Best For

- kruzroyal enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted kruzroyal brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Effortless Clean-Up:** High-gloss finish wipes clean easily—no fuss over spills or crumbs in his man cave.
- • **The Ultimate Gag Gift for Him:** Ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, or retirement—guaranteed to spark laughs and pride.
- • **A Trophy for the Grumpy Legend:** Celebrate his masterclass in curmudgeonly charm with a witty, official award coaster.
- • **Perfectly Sized for His Throne:** Compact 9cm x 9cm fits seamlessly beside his favorite chair or desk.
- • **Built to Last Like His Opinions:** Crafted from premium rigid MDF wood, not flimsy cork, for unmatched durability.

## Overview

The Kruzroyal 'Grumpy Old Man' coaster is a premium 9cm x 9cm wooden accessory crafted from durable MDF with a glossy finish. Designed as a humorous, high-quality gift for dads, grandads, and men who embrace their grumpy charm, it combines lasting durability with easy maintenance, making it the perfect statement piece for any man cave or workspace.

## Description

CS499 I never dreamed that one day i'd become a grumpy old man but here i am killing it Novelty Funny Coffee Tea Drink Gift Glossy MDF Wooden Coaster | Gifts for Dad, Grandad, Men, Him

## Features

- 😂 A TROPHY FOR THE GRUMPY LEGEND: He's not just grumpy; he's a professional. This coaster is his official award, featuring the hilarious quote: "I never dreamed that one day I'd become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it." A perfect tribute to his hard-earned grumpiness.
- 🎁 THE PERFECT GAG GIFT FOR HIM: Searching for a gift for the Dad, Grandad, husband, or colleague who has perfected the art of the moan? This is it! A guaranteed laugh for a birthday, Father's Day, a retirement party, or a Christmas stocking filler.
- 💪 AS LEGENDARY AS HE IS: This coaster is built to last through countless disapproving sighs and cups of tea. Crafted from high-quality, rigid MDF wood (not flimsy cork), it’s tough, durable, and as reliably solid as his opinions.
- ✨ BUILT FOR THE MAN CAVE OR SHED: The flawless, high-gloss finish not only makes the text stand out but is also incredibly easy to wipe clean. It handles dust, tea spills, and biscuit crumbs without any fuss, making it the perfect accessory for his favourite chair.
- 🇬🇧 A BADGE OF HONOUR FOR HIS FAVOURITE CHAIR: Perfectly sized at 9cm x 9cm, this coaster is a brilliant statement piece for his desk, workshop, or the side table next to the remote control. Each package contains one Kruzroyal coaster, ready to celebrate his reign.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Brand | Kruzroyal |
| Colour | Red, White |
| Diameter | 9 Centimetres |
| Material | Wood |
| Item Weight | 30 g |

## Product Details

- **Colour:** Red, White
- **Material:** Wood
- **Brand:** Kruzroyal
- **Shape:** Square
- **Product care instructions:** Dry Clean Only

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*Product available on Desertcart Seychelles*
*Store origin: SC*
*Last updated: 2026-03-12*