Daum Crystal Ensemble 05357

I was able to use this ancient forbidden relic to travel through time and tell my younger self to invest in Bitcoin, I am now a millionaire

I was just browsing amazon one day when I stumbled upon the Daum Crystal Ensemble 05357. I was hesitant at first as I was skeptical of the shade of orange but after I read it would arrive before Christmas I didn't miss a heartbeat with my one-click purchase! Of course it was a little tricky selling my wife, three children, house, kidney, and left nipple all before Christmas but I was relieved once I did! I now live under my local bridge but I never regret this purchase. My only complaint is that my fellow homeless mates will not stop staring. Overall, this statue is the perfect shade of orange!