Detoxify Mega Clean Herbal Cleanse – Tropical – 32 oz – Professionally Formulated Herbal Detox Drink – Enhanced with Milk Thistle, Ginseng Root & Guarana Seed – Plus Sticker

I’m not sure what thickness is referring to but if it’s the consistency and texture of the liquid you drink , I would say it’s maybe most similar to Gatorade but has a weird almost spice that stays on the tongue for a minute. Nothing foul or gross, in fact the fruit punch flavor is quite tasty but it’s a unique taste for sure. This stuff is the real deal though, should jot have passed my drop at all, in fact I took a test at home way later at night the morning I dropped and passed , and even though I passed earlier that morning , hadn’t done any illicit at all and even maintained eating healthy the rest of that day, night and week... and when I peed at home it was a big fail. Here’s the key though- give yourself at least a week to prepare before the test, preferably 2 weeks. And If the job or whatever you need to pass a piss test for means that much to you, then follow this and hopefully you have the same results I did: a Minimum of 7 days before the drop Stop smoking / drinking / doing drugs : cigarettes and vaping if you can / start eating just salads / stop drinking soda and coffee/ start drinking green tea / lots of water / cranberry juice / I took a 5 day detox pill supplement but i honestly don’t think it did anything and I ate 6 capsules in the am and 6 in the pm for 5 days , I bought a 5 pack of 12 panel drug urine tests from amazon , took one after completing the 5 day cleanse and still was dropping dirty. So then I bought 2 of the detoxify mega clean drinks. One was a practice run to see what happens and if it works and the other was for the day of my actual test. Dead the directions on the bottle and follow them exactly as it says. Now on the bottle it says to pee frequently about 3-4 times before your test, I recommend peeing 5 times and then that 6th one is the golden piss of purity. Reason I say that is because I used 2 more urine test cups I had with the practice run bottle, initially I wanted to do one to see it’s clean and on 3 hours later to see how long my window of time to drop would be. Well let’s just say at my 5th pee , some toxins has disappeared but not all. Granted this was a 12 panel test, most places use 5 panel so the things popping up for me are simply due to the specificity and wide range that particular test captured but needless to say I was more than bummed about it. I go out and smoke a cigarette , drink a half cup of cranberry juice and have to piss yet again which isn’t uncommon at all when drinking this much Fluid. There was another cup on the back of thr toilet seat so just for old times sake I peed up to the line in this new cup to see if there would be any change with zero confidence at all anything would happen. But low and behold hands done across the board I was clear and clean on all 12 by that time , that’s when I knew how good this product is !

Product tasted good. The main reason I purchased this product was in hopes it would help clear THC out of my system and it did nothing. I am not sure about anything else. I would not purchase this product again. Try something different for THC.

Works as advertised when instructions on the bottle are followed. The photo provides proof. Light smoker, athletic build, 185 lbs, 12% body fat. I smoked the night before. Woke up and was greeted by a random drug test to be performed THAT DAY. All of the pictured tests were 50ng/dl cutoff. You can see the first pee of the morning was clearly positive (labeled pre pee). I did not eat or drink anything after waking up. I drank the 32oz solution, which was pretty unsavory but tolerable. Exactly 15 minutes later I filled the bottle back up with water and chugged it down. I peed again (labeled 1st pee) and it was still positive. The 2nd pee was faint negative. By the 3rd pee I was clearly negative. The next urination was the actual drug test, performed by labcorp who checked specific gravity in addition to the standard 10 or 12 panel test. I came back home and tested again for peace of mind, which was also negative. The actual test was negative, just received results today. This means it passed both 50ng cutoff AND specific gravity tests. Specific gravity checks for dilution of the test, which is why the drink has so many vitamins and nutrients. The key ingredient included to avoid a fail for dilution in this drink is creatine monohydrate. The urine is actually diluted, thus lowering the number of particles of thc metabolite in urine to less than the amount needed to test positive. The trick here is that the dilution is masked by the presence of excess creatine in the sample. Creatine is metabolized by the kidneys at a certain rate. This rate is estimated in the urine and will be used to detect people attempting to cheat by drinking a ton of water. By drinking the extra creatine added to this drink, you will effectively throw off this indicator and your dilute urine will pass this critical portion of the test. This detox drink will likely be effective for thc but other drugs will be more difficult to mask because the cutoff for detection is much lower and those are metabolized differently. Hope this info helps. I have passed over 150 drug tests over the last couple of years. This drink is my backup in case the home test line looks too faint or is outright positive.

it works as long as you follow the directions. I also think some detox tabs along with it pass no problem

Worked for me, I’m ~115 pound 22 year old female with a fairly good metabolism and low, but not nonexistent body fat. Stopped smoking 9 days before the drug test (which was a urinalysis sent to a lab - I was informed that it was a highly sensitive test); however, I was worried that I would need longer metabolize the THC because I had being smoking a mixture of regular weed as well as dabs on an electric rig almost daily for about 7 months straight (since the last time I was drug tested), and I usually had at least a few hits on days I did partake. I drank about 96 oz of water a day during the 9 days that I didn’t smoke, didn’t drink alcohol, tried to avoid fatty foods, worked out a couple of times (just don’t workout the day of your test!) started a 7 day herbal cleanse pill regimen, tried chlorophyll drops one day, and drank a lemon charcoal detox drink a few days in. **I am very certain that the detox pills and drink could not have cleaned my system out in this small amount of time thoroughly enough to pass the test using them alone.** On the day of my test I almost thought I was done for when my program faculty moved up the time of my test, leaving me with only 2 hours ahead to chug the drink instead of the recommended 3-5 hours. Then I reaaally panicked when I was further unable to follow the directions to a T - didn’t chug all 32 ounces (I probably left about 1/6 in the bottle), didn’t refill the bottle and instead ended up drinking the 32 ounces from my regular water bottle, drank most of the water about 30 minutes after drinking the detox versus the recommended 15 minutes, but drank the rest of the 32 ounces of water in the next hour-ish. I WAS able to pee 3 times before the test. Some other details: • the flavor of the drink was not bad, it was the acidity that almost burns your throat, and the slight grittiness that made it hard to drink • it took me about 10-15 minutes to finish what I could of the drink • on the third time that I peed before the test my pee was CLEAR AS DAY (panic) • had a few more sips of water after that and about 10 minutes later I took the test and urine was light yellow • I used the clean catch method • this caused a few bouts of small diarrhea along with the frequent urination in the hour and a half after drinking Overall I would definitely use this again if I was in another desperate situation, but I would prefer the peace of mind that comes with just stopping for a month and drinking tons of water like I did last time. There’s a lot on the line! Hope this helped.

Overall works pretty well. I have been a heavy smoker for the past 2 years (about once a day) and just recently slowed down about 3 weeks ago when I found out I have to take a drug test next month. Since then, I’ve been smoking about once weekly. I bought this detox drink to test it out to find the best method to use for my drug test. I decided to take my practice drug test on a Thursday, so I began the process on Tuesday. On Tuesday, I began eating as healthy and light as possible but still consumed some sugar and carbs, just not as much as I usually do. I only drank 4oz of pineapple juice in the morning each day and drank 54oz of water the first day and 72 oz the second. The second day (on Wednesday) I also began taking the Detox pills 2 at a time, every 2 hrs with 24 oz of water starting at 12 PM. On Thursday, I did not eat anything and began drinking the detox at 11:30 AM. It tasted really awful to me and it took me about 30 minutes to completely finish it. To finish the drink I had to chase it with water and take several breaks chewing gum. I also got very nauseous while drinking it and decided to eat a couple pieces of turkey to put something on my stomach lol. After finally finishing the drink, I did drink 32 oz of water but due to my stomach being so weak I could hardly drink anything, so I drank the 32 oz of water over the next 2 hours. I used the bathroom about 6 times during this period. At 2 PM on Thursday, I took 2 different at home tests and both were negative! I was very impressed as I had just tested positive the previous morning and had smoked just 5 days prior. Overall, I was happy with my results also considering that I did not follow the instructions exactly. I believe the drink works very well, however, I feel that it may only work for those who smoke moderately or stop smoking altogether. I also think it could not work if you don’t drink enough water, I’d recommend drinking as much as possible leading up to the detox and taking B2 vitamins for color. I’m still unsure if the detox will work with 100% certainty so I plan to take a longer break and purchase an alternative method just in case. I’m also not sure if it’s worth it to do it again due to how it made me feel. Side Note: TMI but it also gave me extreme diarrhea all day. I’m also a 20 year old 125-pound female for reference.

I can’t express to not base your purchase on the reviews do more research on the product it’s. I bought this review because of the “amazing” reviews in preparation for a preemployment drug screen. Full disclosure, I only smoke on dab pens though puff on it on a daily basis. I am about 231 and 5’5 female I had previously stopped smoke and doing the lemon and lemon juice and raw unsweetened cranberry juice trick including drinking about 100 ounces of water a day. On the morning of my test I took this as instructed but once almost done I INSTANTLY threw up over myself. I went into the shower to finish the rest incase I threw up again with no warning. The taste was not bad but at 30 ounces my stomach said NO MORE!! I got out the shower set my timer for 15 minutes then drank the 32 ounces of water. For 35 min in I had already peed twice ready to do one last at home test. About in hour in still drinking water I instantly said to myself this is not good I violently Threw up but then felt the urge to pee well I STILL WAS VERY VERY POSITIVE!!! I rescheduled my drug test however I am now extremely sick from this beverage. I have not ben able to hold anything down since 10am and I am typing this right now at 11pm still so sick to my stomach. I highly recommend you do extensive research as you may be that one not so very lucky as everyone has been. Best of luck!

This stuff actually works for real.... I used this product the day of taking a pre-employment drug test and it still allowed me to pass despite it being an actual lab test ordered for a government position. I had been vaping dab oil daily and smoking bud regularly for months until 6 days before learning about having to take this test. Since dab oil is super concentrated it is expected to stay in your system for 1-2 months when smoked regularly but I was still able to pass after using this! Leading up to the test I drank water regularly the days leading up to it and then a LOT the day before and day of. I was already testing negative the night before my test just purely off dilution but I wanted to take this detox too just in case. Woke up at 6:00AM the day of the test to down the bottle. People aren't kidding when they say it's rough... I thought I'd be able to put it down easily as I am used to chugging nasty ass mass gainer shakes and various preworkouts/workout drinks but this thing really pushes you to your limit even on an empty stomach. I was able to down the bottle after 3 long pulls with about a minute long break in between each to burp a little and compose myself to ensure I don't throw up (yes it is very rough and it kinda burns too!) I did as the instructions said and refilled the bottle with water which I also downed over the course of the next hour. By 7:00 it was all gone and let me tell you, this stuff really does flush you out. I flowed for a good 2 hours (both 1 and 2) and then it finally calmed down. I also took a couple B complex pills so my urine would be somewhat yellow about 1 and 2 hours before the test. I also didn't eat anything until I took the test. I planned on taking it at 9:00 (everyone suggests trying to do it around 3-4 hours after taking it) and was receiving a solid negative result with a home test and a decent yellow color in my urine. However, when I showed up to the hospital they told me I needed to wait till the next appointment at 10:30 to do the collection despite the slip saying that walk-ins were fine. I was kinda freaked out because I was afraid that waiting 4 and a half hours would cause me to miss the optimal window but I kept drinking water and some cranberry juice hoping for the best. When it came time to the test, the color of the urine was quite convincing from the B complex vitamins (a little on the neon green side but nothing too crazy at that point.) I retested again right as I got home and got a very faint negative result (~20 minutes later) so I was pretty sure I was good. Finally got the test back after a few days of anticipation and it was negative! If this can work on someone that has been smoking dabs religiously for months before testing (not to mention it was an ACTUAL immunoassay lab test), then it should work fine if used as suggested in the reviews (I can't speak to the people who partake up until the day before testing though. If it doesn't work at that point that's on you.) Would highly recommend this product! Although the consumption and couple hours after aren't very fun, its definitely worth a couple hours of discomfort if a job is on the line. Just make sure you have access to a toilet for a couple hours after drinking it xD

I use this special kind after a weekend of too much partying and I have alot of toxins built up. I use the smaller size "ready clean" if I haven't used much or have already had a few "clean" days and my body has already started cleaning up shop. They both work for my needs. Ive used this time and time again and will trust nothing else!! As long as directions are followed, it wont let you down!! Can be used for any toxins: prescription drugs, Marijuana, cocaine, any other non prescription drugs. It is important to stop using atleast 2 days prior to drug test for a guaranteed clean drug test!! Also this will clean you out back end first, so don't stray too far from the toilet!!!

This stuff does not help u pass a drug test if your a heavy toker.

I have used this product 3 times. Worked every time. Use as directed. Only problem is it tastes terrible.

Once it rids you of the toxins in your body you'll feel great for a week or two with better energy levels.

I flushed myself out with water for a few days before urine test and drank the bottle as prescribed in its directions 2 and a half hours before test and I passed with no issue. I smoked 1 to 3 times daily so I'm sure it would also work for most folks.