You Parked Like an Idiot Business Cards / 100 Bad Parking Cards / 2" x 3.5" Cards

Great and funny white elephant gift

Most definitely the best $10 or so I've ever spent! Endless fun and laughter!

We've all been there in the parking lot, shaking our heads and wondering why this individual had to park next to us (instead of any one of the 47 available spaces) and why they couldn't have at least made an attempt to stay within the lines. I accept the fact my vehicle lives in a harsh environment and minor dings and scratches are just part of the game when living in a metropolitan area. But every so often I come across such a blatant transgression of the code of common parking courtesy that I feel the need to react. I won't peel and stick these on anyone's paint or glass, I simply fill out the relevant information and slip it under a windshield wiper arm. It will probably not change the behavior of the recipient but will give you a chuckle as you walk away.

Funny cards

I love giving these out to people that should've studied a bit harder in Driver's Ed. My only gripe is that they are business card sized, meaning you don't have much room to write comments. Having said that, they would be inconvenient to keep on my person if they were much bigger

Whether or not I actually use this, it is empowering to know that I have this tool to vent my frustration. The wording is such that it points out the obvious without the hostile tone. My daughter loved them and took a few to help remind others that they are not the only ones in this world.

These are perfect and discreet. Can slide them right into the window seam. Sometimes you just have to call out rude and careless people

Hilarious and perfect for playing a prank on a friend or getting back at nasty double parking people. With the check list on the back you can make it tailored to each idiot