Shinesty Spermy Ghosts Halloween Suit (Jacket, Pants & Tie Included)

It's 4 days before for Halloween and as per usual, I've still got no idea what I'm going to wear to the big party. My girlfriend and I had been plotting couples costumes ideas, and as I'm scrolling through BuzzFeed listicles, nothing is tickling my fancy. As I continue to aimlessly wander the web, in a moment of perfect serendipity, I stumble upon the Spermy Ghosts suit and it's love at first sight. Ghosts made of sperm you say..? Brilliant!At this point, you may be thinking...what a genius solution, but how in the world are you going to create a couples costume with a bright purple suit made of spermy ghosts? This very thought crossed my mind. So naturally, I called my girlfriend, hoping that she could help me out of the sticky situation I found myself in.Without hesitation, she shared the perfect solution. We would wear matching suits! Stoked on the spermy goodness heading our way, we sit and cross our fingers that the bad boys arrive before the big day. We choose super fast shipping, and they came right on time. The big red boxes were beautiful, and the suits were surprisingly perfectly crisp and ironed.We threw on the new digs, and felt so fly we thought we could touch the sky. Novelty item or not, we were feeling pretty pretty hot - so we hop in the car and hit the streets. We walk into the party, and like that overplayed Kygo song, we stole the show. Not only was it hilarious, but being that it's actually really high-quality and looked good, everyone was like..."wait, that is the coolest suit I've ever seen...where did you get that from" and we proceed to break out the boogie on the dance floor.All to say, this sperm suit won the genetic lottery, cuz they straight up killed it both from a deisgn and comfort standpoint. Christmas is just around the corner, and I can't wait to rock another one at the company holiday party :P

I’ve dressed up in the same ghost costume for the past 15 Halloweens. One bed sheet. Two holes cut out for my eyes. No exceptions. But since it was only worn once a year, I never properly “washed” it. So when I peeled its wadded-up remnants from my costume bin this year, it was harder than hooker’s handkerchief. With zero recollection of last Halloween, I knew it was time to find a furnace and retire my beloved outfit into the deepest depths of hell. Sadly, round 16 just wasn't in the cards.How would I go on? How could I ever replace it? What would I wear? With my favorite holiday just days away, these questions haunted my soul. But then I found the Spermy Ghost Suit and immediately felt a warm release of stress and anxiety.As a collector and connoisseur of paranormal fabrics, the Spermy Ghost Suit immediately caught my attention. It reminded me of a cloth known as the, “Spermy Souls of the Damned,” which was originally created by ancient Chinese silkworms. And when it arrived, it did not disappoint.The fit is tremendous. The design is inspiring. The fabric isn't Oriental silk, but is way more durable than my old bed sheet. Plus, it combines everything I love about ghosts with the functionality of formal wear.It goes without saying, this suit became an instant and invaluable asset to my wardrobe. To me, it's more than my new Halloween costume. I wore it to my last job interview and plan on wearing it to my niece’s wedding in the spring (after a trip to the dry cleaners, of course). So yeah, 5-stars all around.

I guess I should start out by asking who doesn't want a suit that looks like someone just had a post-coitus episode all over a pink backdrop? This suit fills that void and much more.Since I was a child, I was always hoping that I would find a reason to have sperm all over my suit, and this finally answered all my prayers. There's more sperm on this thing than a certain type of compilation you might find on a not-so-savory adult entertainment site. I would describe this style as sexual-halloween-bookaky-chic.All-in-all I the seller is very reliable, got my suit fast, and it fits perfectly. I am very happy with my new Halloween outfit. It's also perfect for Sundays. I would highly recommend it to anyone looking for an upgrade and craves a nice, warm, face full of ghosts.

I bought this suit thinking it would be a funny gag at a Halloween party, but instead of a few chuckles I was swarmed with babes. Now, I'm not opposed to a little attention, but I'm rather shy and was hoping to have a medium cool costume and kinda blend in at this party. But when I say swarmed, I mean like, couldn't walk 5 steps without being bombarded with catcalls and people grabbing my tush and telling me how sexy I was. Shinesty should put some kind of disclaimer on these suits because it was really weird to get that kind of attention at my family reunion Halloween party.

Solid suit. For $85, you can't expect better quality! I usually custom make my suits, so it fit a little roomier on me, but for the price, it was an awesome gag suit that I can see myself wearing again and again. Tons of compliments. Just do it.

Wow,How could you not love the Spermy Ghost Halloween Suit! This fancy suit turned heads at my job! I'm throughly impressed with the quality and fit of this product. If you want to stand out in a crowd, BUY FROM SHINESTY!