Joe Snyder Running Short 09 One Size

I you are the sort that gets a thrill out of running in public with just enough on to keep you barely on the side of legal, you will love these shorts. The front panel provides good support for your balls and equipment, and puts it all on a perfect, prominent display. The back panels cover up your butt cheeks, and then rise up high to the waistband. The sides of your body are completely exposed except for about an inch where the front and side panels meet the waistband. With a 34" waist, these shorts are perfect. Put these babies on, go out for a run, and enjoy the rush.

If you're looking for a pair of shorts that will turn heads and let everyone know what you have to offer, THESE ARE THE SHORTS! They killed my grandmom. I was staying with her and I went out running in the morning and as I entered the house she saw these fabulous shorts and collapsed right there. When the ambulance came, the driver could barely do his job because he couldnt take his eyes off my junk. He even left me his phone number!