Featuring adult film superstar Alexis Texas in a breakout role, Bloodlust Zombies is a rollercoaster ride of sex, gore and action. Part office satire, part apocalyptic nightmare, director Dan Lantz's feature length debut keeps the laughs and heads; rolling. Like typical 9-to-5 cubicle dwellers, the workers at Zlantoff Industries are just counting down the minutes and seconds by the end of the day. And just like any office, mishaps are bound to happen: spilt coffee, jammed fax machines; mutant viral outbreaks. When a chemical spill in the lab on an otherwise uneventful weekday puts the office on emergency lockdown, the staff unwittingly becomes the first test subjects for an experimental, biological weapon and if the mutant virus doesn't spur cannibalistic murder, the passive aggressive office banter will.
Z**R
Great movie for a great collection
This is an awesome zombie movie.It is a B-rated movie but for being B-rated made, its up there with the best.You got guts, gore, sex, violence and Alexis Texas nude.What more can you ask for?If you get a chance to watch, you're gonna want to, If you get a chance to buy it, Don't pass that up.A movie you'll watch more then a few times. Two thumbs up!
M**N
Awesome B horror
Good movie, came flawlessly
C**S
B zombie flick, lotsa blood, etc,
What can I say, its a low budget zombie movie. If you lil these movies, its fine. Happens to have an adult film star in it, etc.
J**
So bad it's average
Thin plot, bad acting, weak dialog, cheesy horror with a porn star. Good if you like bad zombie movies.
P**N
LAME doesn't cover it!
I'm not really a fan of "over the top" gore or "blood squirting everywhere everyone's gonna die whether they want to or not" kinds of "horror" films. I can't even remember if I was actually even startled... much less "frightened"... yawn................. Alexis Texas is kind of cute but not enough to watch the movie again!
D**N
Four Stars
Good story. Watching Alexis made the movie even better. Not entirely too much blood though:(
D**S
Everything’s bigger in texas
Strongly recommended
F**N
A Zombie film with an Adult Film Actress does not make it better than any other second rate zombie film.
It seems that everytime someone decides to direct their first feature, it turns out to be a horror film. And for the past decade, most freshman directors decide to make those horror films depicting zombies; a good percentage of the films dealing with a bunch of infected people killing the unaffected in a locked-down facility, not for the sake of the story, but to keep costs down (the fewer the locations, the cheaper and faster you can shoot it). That describes BLOODLUST ZOMBIES to a tee, with the only different thing about it being that it stars bubble-butted adult actress Alexis Texas (who has made an amazing 329 adult films between 2007 and 2014 and made her share of TV and Film adult "parodies", a term the adult film business uses so the major studios can't sue them for copyright infringement). Let me say this about Alexis Texas: as an actress, she makes a fine naked female. In other words, she has no future in non-porn films unless she starts taking acting lessons (Fred Olen Ray used her once in BIKINI FRANKENSTEIN [2009] and hasn't worked with her since. Now that should tell you something.). The film starts with two lab rats performing experiments on cats with a new serum called "BZ32". After giving the cats shots of BZ32, one cat kills another. Their experiment turns into a success, so at a late-night board meeting, president and CEO Bobby Lee (Robert Heath) asks co-workers Judy Miller (Janice Marie), Darren (Adam Danoff, this film's Co-Producer and Editor), Catherine (Catherine White) and Executive Assistant Andrea (Alexis Texas) to stay late so they can Skype the good news to their sister company in another time zone. BZ32 is a hit. Well, it's a hit if you take into consideration that it causes humans to become zombified fighting machines (Bobby Lee plans on using this new serum/virus on enemy soldiers so that they will kill each other [There are so many holes in that logic to drive a train through. The first one being: Who are the zombies going to chow-down on next when they eat all their fellow soldiers? Wouldn't they go after us?]). We then see Andrea and Bobby Lee playing "hiding the sausage" (I guess when you can't act, you do what you know best), while Catherine is bringing champagne to the two lab rats for a job well done. One of the workers drops a test tube in the lab, but he says that it wasn't one containing the BZ32 virus, yet the entire building goes into lockdown just in case the threat is real. Catherine is attacked by one of the infected cats and she, in turn, attacks the two lab workers, turning them into the titled creatures. You guessed it: The unaffected employees must now run and hide from the zombies (It is impossible to leave or get into the building [Another huge hole in the plot. Wouldn't some outside agency like the CDC be notified if something like this happened? Or at least the local Police Department?]). The zombies bite everyone they come into contact with (We can imagine the special effects technician, just offscreen, pushing the rubber bulb containing the fake blood and it comes out in perfect streams. It seems every bite results in the same effect.), while everyone else does the most idiotic things at the most inopportune times. This is supposed to be a funny horror film, but their idea of "funny" is Darren imagining all the women in various states of undress when they ask him what he is thinking. There is not an original thought in this film's tiny little brain (they rip off "The Girl From Ipanema" elevator scene from DEEP RISING [1998] for criminity's sake!). Darren even takes a camera photo of his penis to prove to "Libby The Temp" (Lauren Todd) that he is not a zombie, as they shoot guns at each other from a distance of about ten feet (a joke badly ripped-off from THE NAKED GUN - 1988). Alexis Texas proves to us that her greatest assets are her bubble butt and her breasts, as her acting reeks so bad, you can smell it coming out of your disc player. And why do directors and producers always think that they can act in the films they are making? Director/screenwriter/cinematographer/co-producer Dan Lantz (whose only other directorial effort is the gay-themed thriller INTO THE LION'S DEN - 2011) portrays a security guard that likes talking to himself and keeps a closet full of automatic weapons. I really can't decide which is worse: His direction or acting (In the DVD's blooper reel, Lantz tells us that he isn't even in the film, so either he has a short memory or is just trying to make us forget his bad acting). And co-producer/editor Adam Danoff, who supplies most of the film's "comedy", is just simply terrible and unfunny. The basic truth is that while there is plenty of violence, such as ears getting bitten off, skin being bitten and pulled like string cheese, gunshots to the head and axe attacks, Lantz and Danoff's screenplay is juvenile at best and misogynistic at worst (I guess when you have a adult film "actress" starring in your film, you must think you can get away with a lot more jokes at the expense of women). There really is not one thing to recommend in this film, not even Alexis Texas' nudity. If you want to see her nude and do much more, rent one of her TV and movie porn parodies. I guarantee you will be a lot more entertained than watching this poor excuse of a film. I have bits of things in my stool that are more entertaining than this. Also starring Sarah Dewey, Robb Stech, Justus White, Jim Bagwell, Jerry Cartier, Kevin Chick and a whole bunch of other people you never heard of. Filmed in Paoli, Pennsylvania. Remind me never to visit there. A Vicious Circle Films DVD Release. Not Rated.
M**0
Zombie fan
Yet another spin on the zombie genre. Interesting use of a star from another side of the tracks. It's not a bad movie at all.
M**R
Don't Drink In The Lab
Plot. In a research lab there's been a success and while the workers drink champers to celebrate, the boss and a female employee get jiggly. The intercom gets switched on so that the whole building can hear what's going on. Hearing the couple at it 2 workers in the lab while drinking and goofing around break some test tubes. They believe the spill is not serious but a woman gets infected and then the fun starts with the place in lockdown.We see lots of blood squirting and bucket loads splashing about. The mutations don't need to be shot in the head to be taken out. There's topless female zombies, stupid workers, inefficient rent a cops, silly scenes, fun scenes, lame dialogue and I thought the whole package was brilliant low budget entertainment.In a week where I saw a bunch of zombie films this was the best of the bunch I'd bought and watched. They are as follows: Zombie Doomsday 3star, Toxic Lullaby a German 4star, Opstan Delsen a Denmark 3star but only because it's less than an hour long, Buddy Bebop Vs The Living Dead 3star and Zombie Farm The Final Cut (2007) a good 4star effort which would have got my 5stars except for brief extras.A note about Zombie Farm. There are 2 films with the same name. Zombie Farm The Final Cut is directed by B.Luciano Barsuglia and is worth seeing. Zombie Farm is (2010) directed by Ricardo Islas which I can't yet comment on but not holding my breath going by the plot.Extras include a com, behind the scenes, bloopers, a short film and trailers. USA Release Region 1.
T**C
NOT the so bad its good
This movie was horrible. Extremely boring story. I watch a ton of low budget horror and this is so bad its just bad. The only good thing about it is Alexis Texas!
R**P
Enjoyable
Does what it says on the tin, a humorous and gory schlock horror film. Very tongue in cheek and over the top, worth a look if you like science fiction meets gore.
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