Painmaker Hardcore Ultra Hot Sauce 100ml

I received a bottle of this for Christmas and I decided to try it out on a couple of burgers tonight. The sauce was stuck up in the neck of the bottle once I opened it so I unblocked it with a knife and simply spread the little bit of sauce that was still on the knife onto my burger to give it a try; added a bit of grated cheese and stuck the bread on top and took a bite. Mistake! I couldn’t even finish that small bite before I had to go and grab some milk to try and put out the fire that had ignited in my mouth. About a litre of milk slowly drunk later and I could start to think about something other than the firey furnace that my mouth had become. I ended up having to sacrifice every bit of my burgers, and every other part of my dinner that had come into even the slightest contact with this hazardous substance that masquerades as a foodstuff. Would make a good gift for an enemy or a despised colleague. I’m now off to put a roll of toilet paper in the fridge in anticipation for tomorrow...