Vanilla Ice-Cream Lubricant, 300 ml

After reading the reviews on this product I thought I would give it a go. It all went well at the beginning, until the sting of the "gentle tingle" almost burnt the fanny off my wife. A gentle tingle was more of a raging inferno and for the first ten minutes, had it not been for my first aid training I think she would have spontaniously combusted. Gallons and gallons of milk might be some peoples idea of fun in the bed room, but not when fighting a fire with more intensity than Notre Dame. If you are going to buy this, do a patch test first. Put it on her patch a small bit at a time and if she doesnt punch you, you could try some more, but have the milk on standby.

Won't allow no stars so had to give one star. This product is disgusting and quite frankly be dangerous if you have sensitive skin as it's burnt my precious lady garden it felt putting salt on a wound. As for the manufacturer/seller saying non sticky rubbish was like a sticky slimy gloop in the hand etc. Skin-friendly ingredients rubbish Amazon should look into this it should never burn the skin as it does...Also I will continue to MOAN it tastes disgusting do ya self a favour save ya money

Relatively viscous (thick) compared to some other lubes, but that can be an advantage as it doesn't tend to dribble everywhere.Good sensation - there was a degree of tingle, which is more than can be said for some lubes that make the claim. Also darn easy to clean up afterwards

The lube is good for a lube. It just does not provide any heat at all. It would be 5 stars if it provided a warming effect.

The product doesn't feel very natural, it has a semi thick consistancy which leaves a slimey sticky residue on your hands when using hands to apply. I doubt I will buy it again.

Not a nice lube, feels more medical than fun

Great product. Not watery it is actually really good and great scent

Smells strongly of watermelon to me but tastes nothing like it which is disappointing but kinda what I was expecting, nice amount of it for the price and doesn't feel sticky