The Perfect Abusive Birthday Balloons for Men and Women If you’re thinking of really undermining that special person in your life on their big day, then you’ve come to the right place. These hilariously insensitive abusive party decorations will help you show love in a way that only you could! What’s In Each Package? Decorate your party venue in cheeky, abusive style using these rude party balloons. Each package contains: 3 x “Old as F*ck” 3 x “Happy F*cking Birthday” 3 x Another Year Closer to the Sweet Release of Death” 3 x “Congratu-f*cking-lations”. Get Ready to Have Your Guests in Stitches Designed to spice up a regular boring party or celebration and make it more fun all around. A tongue-in-cheek alternative to traditional balloons, these rude birthday decorations are a great way to ruin your special someone’s big day while having all of the guests rolling on the floor laughing. Stand-Out In The Best Way Possible Bright colors and profanity are two things that go hand-in-hand and you’ll find both on these funny birthday balloons. No need to worry about finding centerpiece decorations that will make the theme pop. These balloons alone will be the talking point of the party. Perfect for Birthdays While these funny happy birthday balloons may not be great for formal occasions, they are a great way to warm up birthday parties, especially if it’s a surprise party for someone with a sense of humor. Bad For Your Feelings, Safe for the Environment These naughty party balloons. may be savage, but they are made out of environmentally-friendly latex material. This means that they are much safer for the environment compared to other types of balloons.
C**E
Fantastic, a cut above.
OK, first off, they have rude words on them, but the text is thoughtfully rude, and witty to boot. There are some alternative brands out there that are just expletives and to draw a comparison, this is Viz versus any of those rip off copy mags in the nineties. This is the superior product.The balloons themselves are top notch. They inflate well, hold helium for a couple of days (and in one case two weeks which was a bit much) and have good colour to them; they don't go patchy when they're inflated.I've been using leadballoons' product for about six years now, starting when they had two lines of black balloons and that was it. They're the best in the market place. Have at it, you won't be disappointed.
M**.
Fast delivery, great quality. Not full variation of balloons.
I actually got 15 instead of the 12 I ordered which is great. Balloons look great did half air and half helium and they were loved.My only issue is of the four variations they have I didn't get one of the ones that's say birthday on it.As it was a 30th birthday for a very vulgar friend of mine, would will love the balloons, it would have been easier and preferred not to need to buy more balloons.
M**E
A brilliant bit of sweary birthday fun!
I cannot recommend these balloons enough. My partner turned 40 last weekend and bearing in mind the pandemic and the requirement to stat home, it was not the birthday weekend we had planned. Determined that it should still be an awesome day, I ordered some decorations online and these balloons did not disappoint (this is a slightly sweary house and the added humour was definitely welcome!)The balloons arrived quickly and are very good quality. I'll order them again as and when the need arises.
W**N
Adult humour balloons
Loved the adult humour. But, the one phrase on the balloons was a bit to close to the bone. I don’t think every body will appreciate the humour. I did , but my wife and others thought it a bit tasteless. Would buy again.
B**K
Great Quality
Bought these for a friend's birthday party at which the sentiments and humour were well appreciated. Excellent robust product with clear writing. Withstood somewhat boisterous games without bursting.
S**.
Hilarious and good quality
Absolutely made my nephews lockdown birthday by tying these to the present I left on his doorstep, they’re hilarious.
B**1
Abusive Birthday Ballons.
Abusive Birthday Ballons that where requested by my 21 year old son. Brought a smile to his face and surprise to his older relatives. Job done !
C**S
Quick delivery and good quality
Quick delivery and good quality balloons. Got them filled with helium at a party shop and will be perfect for friend’s birthday.
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