Inflatable Ideal Wife 90 cm -

Bought for a gag gift. Met our requirements.

I wasn’t quite sure what I was expecting when I made this purchase. I was skeptical whether this would help me get over a breakup with my girlfriend and give me hope for something better. What I received was the most beautiful, sexy, laid back, down to earth woman I’ve ever met. Our first date she seemed shy, didn’t really talk, but never lost her smile the entire time. I was nervous because she looked perfect in every way. We hit it off great. She laughed at every one of my jokes flashing that big ‘ole grin of hers. Eventually, I introduced her to my friends, who initially thought she was kind of an airhead, but were happy for me nonetheless. She was my girlfriend. My sweet pea. The love of my life. She’s sexy as hell and if I take her swimming I can use her as a floatee. And she’s so low maintenance. In case you were wondering, the sex is out of this world. I have to plug some holes up and make new ones, she’s not really a pleaser in bed but I know I’m hitting the right spots when she gives me that O face, you know what I’m talking about, that O, O, O!! Unfortunately one night I was worried she was going to scream so loud, I put a pillow over her head to drown the noise, she was never the same. She looked scared. She was still alive, but didn’t have the spirit that she used too. I could tell she was withdrawing. My friends said I should take a break. But we worked through some stuff and today, I’d like to say I’ve been happily married to her for 5 years. And I continue to put a smile on her face. Buy it! You might just find the girl of your dreams.