Thong Swimsuit Costume

I got these as a gag and I used my invisible dog leash while wearing these on the beach. Not only did I get some weird looks, I also made some people laugh, which is what I was going for.Laughter is the best medicine and when you can make people laugh it fulfills your day. I wouldn't recommend these for everyday beach wear as there may be rules on your beach concerning thongs. HAHAHA!

Because it's one-size and I wear small, it' a bit large for me. But it's sexy and feels great.

I had high, high expectations for this swimsuit. I imagined strolling down the length of Grand Anse Beach, sporting my aviator shades, turning heads and working my Borat mo-jo. All while collecting big cash on the dare I took to do it. In reality, the back fits fine but there is *no way* any normal man will ever fit his package in this thing. It doesn't matter, a-hem, how cold the water is, this swimsuit is a one-way ticket to an indecent exposure charge.Side note: you do *not* want to get tossed into a Caribbean jail while wearing this swimsuit.

Great gag gift, doesn't matter what size you are. Gave as a gift to one of my friends for Christmas and everyone got a good laugh out of it.

Well made and, like the headline says, surprisingly comfortable. It even has that layer of extra fabric in the banana hammock itself that is intended for discretion! I will be wearing this to thrill and disgust of many at Burning Man.

but as gift to my daughter's boyfriend / significant other...it's perfect as long as you get to watch them open it, and long after the laughter has died away, keep a straight face acting hurt that they declined to put it on. That was the plan. Only problem I had was that he gleefully put it on and paraded around in it ala' "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert". Thanks Amazon, now I've got to admire him and welcome him into the family.Maybe he'll get a strange rash from those questionable Chinese materials and I can give it a 5 star rating, but until that....4 stars are my max!

When my package arrived, the mankini was in an open plastic bag and it looked like it had just been quickly stuffed in there. it looked used to me. so I didn't touch it and sent it back.

Im pretty tall so I was worried Id look like I was wearing a rubber band that was streatched too thin. But as I put it on, It streatched easily and fits comfy! Some of you tall guys who are avg. to lg. penis size might get a little bit crushed, esp. if your boys are big as well, but I had NO such problem! Mankini Thong Swimsuit Costume