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S**G
This movie almost defies belief. The score is for the comedy, not the quality
This is a Terrible movie - and that's why we bought it. Ghastly costumes, incredibly lame special effects, 80s hairstyles that make Wham look stylish... you watch it, unable to believe that it truly is that bad. We specifically show it to friends to hear their horror. And the dubbing...Imagine, if you would, a live-action prequel to "Dragonball-Z", made cheaply in Thailand or Malaysia. Imagine that because of copyright problems, when it was dubbed into English it had to be changed to "Dragonpearl". The case still says "Dragon Ball", the music says "Dragon Ball", but all the way through they refer to "Dragon Pearls".Then imagine a grandfather with a wig that looks like a small rodent, a crocodile less convincing than the rubber octopus in "Bride of the Monster", and a dialogue that is excruciating.Location: Wildnerness near the crocodile pond. Boy is carrying crocodile across his shoulders - girl driving towards him.Boy: "That girl looks strange."(Assorted bits where he stops her car with his bare hands, she shoots him and he's not hurt)Girl: "I'm not a witch - I'm a human being.""You are?""Look at me closely. Do I look like a witch?"(She nances around in a fashionable version of a safari outfit - those boots couldn't go very far in that terrain.)Boy: Maybe not. But I still feel that you're different from me.Girl: Of course we're different. You're a boy and I'm a girl, you know.(amazed) Oh! You're a girl? Are you really a girl?(remember, people, not 4 minutes ago he called her a girl.)Haven't you ever seen a woman before?No.... but Grandad told me that there are two different kinds of people. One is boys and the other is girls, so you must be the other kind of people. Girls, right?Yes. A boy and a girl, well, apart from some physical differences, are basically the same.Oh yes, I remember he said a girl's chest is bigger than a boy's. But that's strange. (approaching her with an investigative look in his eye) Why should your chest be bigger? (jumps towards her) Hey, can I take a look?Hey! You can't touch me!He retreats, looking disappointed at a lack of discovery.My Grandpa said that too. He said a boy mustn't touch a girl. He said that those that do are called ... (he's obviously searching for the right word here )(Together they find the right word. Delightedly shouting:) RAPISTS!*******************************************888And that's why we bought this movie.
O**Y
More accurate than Evolution
This surprisingly follows close to the source material.Some character's names and likenesses have been changed but only due to the limitations of the films budget.This is a must watch for any fan of Dragon Ball.
K**N
Dragonball:the Magic Begins [VHS]
Awesome product! I'm very pleased that I was able to buy a product like this one before. Very interesting.to buy.
G**D
Not Bad Good, Just Bad Bad.
I'm not a huge Dragonball fan, but I am a huge fan of outlandish films, especially those from the far east, so I bought this film hoping to get a lot of good laughs at it's expense. What actually happened was me groaning a lot, and wondering just what the heck was supposed to be going on in this stinker, as I dozed off again and again. The plot is so threadbare that it's about as developed as an Power Rangers episode, and the martial arts are along the same caliber. The special effects are laughable at best (couldn't they do better than that rubber crocodile?) and the dubbing is just plain pathetic. I can't recommed this film to anyone, except people who enjoy suffering through absolute dreck. I would've given it no stars if it were possible.
A**A
Greatovie
This is one of the best movies I have seen. It puts life to the cartoons I have been watching for years.
X**A
Perfect Live Action Dragonball Movie
This movie will make a lot more sense to you if you compare it to the Dragonball series, NOT to Dragonball Z. The Magic Begins includes most of the characters in the show and introduces Goku as a little boy still living with his grandfather in the woods. Goku is in possession of the four star dragon ball (called "dragon pearl" here) and the evil King Horn is out to gather the remaining six balls so he can summon the dragon and make an evil wish. Goku must find the remaining dragon balls before King Horn gets his hands on them, and in doing so, runs into a wacky cast of characters along the way.The movie sticks very closely to the show: Goku has his power pole and later gets the flying nimbus from Master Roshi; when Goku and Bulma first meet she's the first girl Goku's ever seen, and they meet when Goku is carrying an alligator back to his home for dinner, just like in the show. Oolong is a shapeshifter and Yamcha is scared of girls and challenges Goku at every turn. The hilarious Master Roshi is a perv as always, and his scenes with Oolong as Bulma are also straight from the show.You have to have a sense of humor to truly appreciate this movie. The special effects are lacking and the dubbing is awful, but the fight scenes are fun and the plot's pretty good. If you appreciate Toriyama's Dragonball at all, you're sure to find a good time in this movie.Here's a list of characters as they relate to the show, as far as I can tell: Monkey Boy - Goku Grandpa Sparkle - Grandpa Gohan Seetoe - Bulma Westwood - Yamcha (Westwood's wise cracking bird is probably Puar) Pig Fairy - Oolong Turtle Man - Master Roshi King Horn - Emperor Pilaf (Pilaf's cronies are probably Mai and Xiu)
W**D
plead the 5th
no comment
R**R
Ouch
Easily one of the more painful movies I've ever seen. I love bad movies, and this one is terrible. You know within the first 5 minutes that this film is going to be a painful ordeal. I suggest you grab a few friends to help you mock the film. The MST3K (If you don't know, you'd better call somebody) treatment is the only reason to give this one a go.
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