NSFW Fortune Cookies: Inappropriate Edition (Insulting Adult Content) Gift Box (20 Count)

I got these for workshops I hold for mature clients to teach them sex positivity past, you know... a certain age. From the other reviews I've read- looks like the buyers may not have ordered the correct "edition" packs. Greenfire sells many different editions of these that range from a cynically mean spirited "Cards Against Humanity" kind of ethos (which are meant to be offensive on purpose) or the ones I ordered which were the straight up sexy "Inappropriate Edition" pack. What I got in the cool black box did what it says on the tin. Sexy (but still kind of "West Coast urban cynical/snarky") fortunes that made my clients & guests giggle and blush. The cookies all come individually wrapped in the cool NSFW box, and tasted fresh when we ate them, not stale like a lot of other cookies that you get through the mail. I'll definitely be ordering them again!

Some of these will make your jaw drop, definitely not for the faint of heart or those easily offended or who have a desire to be politically correct- pass on these! But if you want a great fun finish to an appropriate setting meal, slip one of these babies in after the lo mein....had no repeats in a box, which was my initial worry- also actually taste a bit better than your standard (boring) fortune cookie!

Sadly these were stale. Maybe 10 out of the whole 100 we’re not stale. The sayings were funny and used for purpose but had to tell my guests the company sold me stake cookies yuck! The thing is the bag they are individually wrapped in seemed well done so it tells me that these probably had been sitting on a shelf beyond it expiry.

I ordered these for my Sunday Dinner. When I ordered I was on the edge of being able to get them on time. I reached outta to the phone number in the store and ask if maybe the order could be expedited a bit. Not only did the seller expedite my order that I received in plenty of time but she also added just a little something in the package. She’s very friendly and I love that she was able to accommodate my special request. The product is amazing – everything you would expect and a quality fortune cookie. The messages inside are hilarious! I highly recommend this seller. Oh and be sure to check out her store has quite a few interesting novelties.

This year, instead of traditional crackers, we opened these On Christmas eve. We’re a group of 9, ages to 14 to 88. The “fortunes” (and everyone’s reaction to them) were hysterical. They were well packaged and arrived promptly and in perfect condition. The cookies even tasted good

I bought them to trick my friends and have a good laugh. There were 5 cookies in the box and they were disappointing cause the fortunes weren’t very funny. They were not cheap and I was hoping for a bigger bang for the buck:(

I was given a free sample with 4 cookies. It was very exciting to receive them. I told some friends, and EVERYONE wanted one. I wished I had more. The packaging is great. The all black is kind of a play on those black bags you get from an adult store. I'm giving it a 4 instead of a 5 because the fortunes were hit or miss. All of ours were fairly safe for work, and a couple didn't make sense. I played it with 4 women in our 30's, so it's possible some of them were over our heads. There was a lot of anticipation around what the inappropriate fortunes would be, and it was a bit of a let-down. They were more statements or insults than fortunes. I think that was the best one we got was something like, "You are a panty sniffer." If it said, "You will sniff someone's panties," it would have been funnier. I got a pun about a parrot. There was one around barefoot pushups that we didn't understand. I gave feedback, and the company is updating some of the fortunes, so they're already better! And I read some of the other ones from reviews, so I think I just got a weird batch. Lastly, they tasted good - just like a real fortune cookie. I ate my whole cookie, and I don't usually finish my fortune cookies. They were very fresh.

So odd. Got these as a gag gift for my husband after 16 great years together. He proposed via fortune cookies so I thought this would be a fun twist. The "fortunes" were so random. One fortune: "You will meet a magician soon. A great magician never reveals their profession." Mildly witty but not in the NSFW category. Then another fortune: "I would call you a c#$!, but you lack depth and warmth." Definitely NSFW and yet more offensive than anything else. So from the bland to the offensive and won't be buying again or recommending to friends.