AMBULO Fixed Blade Survival Knife with Kydex Sheath and Fire Starter - Bushcraft and Hunting Knife with Full Tang D2 Steel Blade and G10 Handle

This knife, is pure Jedi space magic….. it can cut through anything. It can light cigarettes. It can heat cold water and be used to cut through seatbelts and break glass. You can deflect laser beams with it. You can throw it into your target and it will come right back to your hands like a boomerang. Kylo Ren! You should buy this thing! You’d never have to worry about having the strength to do anything! With this baby, you can merc an entire battalion of scruffy nerf herders in the time it would take you to throw a man tantrum in an elevator and break your helmet! I feel like 6,000 bucks for this knife is a little bit of a steal for what you can do with this amazing piece of gear. I’d shoot it into planets and watch them explode as the knife returns to me.

You get a $7000.00 tax refund and you need to blow it on something quickly. Like Brewster millions you have 15 minutes to spend it and not have anything worth more than $100.00. This knife is your answer.

Where else can you overpay for aLn item like this? Thousands of dollars for a fifteen buck knife. Wow!!.!!