Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools

Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools

Name: Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools
Brand: Muff Products
Price: 1182.73 SCR
Availability: InStock

Product ID: 38010743

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Details

Color
Multi
Brand
Muff Products
Product Dimensions
4.75"L x 3"W
Measurement Accuracy
±1/16 inch per
Lock Type
Slide

✋Ergonomic easy-grip design

📏30 ft contractor-grade tape

🛠️Dual Inch & Cunt Hair units

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Description

📏 Measure Twice, Laugh Always – The Tape That’s as Bold as You Are!

COMFORT GRIP - Ergonomic design offers a secure hold, making measuring effortless and mess-free.
BUILT TO LAST - Contractor-grade durability ensures this tape measure withstands the toughest job sites and prank wars alike.
EXTENDED REACH - A generous 30-foot blade length covers any project, from home DIY to professional tasks.
PERFECT GAG GIFT - Ideal for the millennial manager who appreciates a clever joke without sacrificing functionality.
PRECISION MEETS HUMOR - Dual-scale blade with standard inches and quirky 'Cunt Hair' units for a conversation-starting edge.

The Landing Strip 30 Foot Tape Measure combines contractor-grade durability with a unique dual-unit blade featuring both standard inches and humorous 'Cunt Hair' measurements. Designed with an ergonomic easy-grip and a 30-foot reach, it’s a practical tool that doubles as a standout gag gift for professionals who value both precision and personality.

Specifications

Color	Multi
Brand	Muff Products
Product Dimensions	4.75"L x 3"W
Measurement Accuracy	±1/16 inch per 10 feet
Lock Type	Slide
Manufacturer	Muff Products
UPC	762047800042
Part Number	LSMT30
Item Weight	1.15 pounds
Item model number	0762047800042
Is Discontinued By Manufacturer	No
Item Package Quantity	1
Blade Length	30 Feet
Batteries Included?	No
Batteries Required?	No

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