Golden Cross. Bacon Tasties 12x150g

Really nice flavour

Ladies and Gentlemen, I hope you'll allow me to acquaint you with "Bacon Tasty's"- a product that is tailor made for the needs of those who enjoy  Frazzles , yet lack the cold hard funds to indulge in gastronomic decadence upon a day to day basis. Naturally, whenever Her Majesty the Queen's Birthday is due, I do make a point of saving up for the genuine article. Not that I'd greatly expect to receive an invitation from the Palace, of course, but in the event that I did I wouldn't want to embarrass myself by bringing along a transparently downmarket snack. During the local street parties for the Golden Jubilee, I actually decided to go the whole hog. Not literally (by spit-roasting a pig) but figuratively via a high end multipack of  Bacon Fries . In fact, despite the word "hog", it's not even a functioning pun. With no genuine pork additives, one could easily arrange for a Rabbi and Imam to set aside their differences and agree to tuck into a bag together, in front of an international press conference. In fact, I'm surprised that they haven't already thought of orchestrating such a campaign. It wouldn't cost a penny in advertising, as Facebook shares alone (of quite such a heart-warmingly positive scene) would be adequate to bring their product placement to potential consumers worldwide. Demand would likely run so high that the message of peace and harmony would ultimately come to be negated- in the wake of Youtube footage of Muslims and Jews brawling furiously over the last pack upon a supermarket shelf.Anyway, as I was saying, during the Jubilee I decided to splash out on some Bacon Fries. At the time it had seemed like a fitting occasion for the "Rolls Royce" of porcine-imitation snack food, although I realise now that I had ideas above my station. Indeed, I was to be mocked quite mercilessly by my peers that day. "Look! It's Viscount Fotherington-Smythe, up on his ivory horse.","Will m'lord be requiring a monocle for the pheasant shoot today?" and "Get you and your Bacon Fries, you bleedin' great ponce!". That's just a small selection of the abusive/witty repartee with which I had to contend.Regardless, if you've never encountered a Bacon Tasty before then where exactly have you been? Obviously not stood browsing the crisp aisle of your local Poundland! So, allow me to fill you in. Not unlike eggs laid by mythical geese, the concept of silence, Christopher Lee's gun and also Grahams- these are golden by nature. However, they also feature bright pink streaks which are fit to make a pretty sizeable dent into the structural integrity of an otherwise top drawer analogy. Of the lot, Grahams are probably the strongest contender to stand proud in the face of adversity. Set aside notions of breakfast cereal for a moment and picture a collective of men called Graham going on holiday somewhere really very nice, yet applying their suntan lotion with a level of slipshod irregularity that breaches the sun safety code. And I don't merely mean in spirit. We're talking explicit contravention of what are perfectly clear guidelines for their own wellbeing. Anyway, hold on to that image for a moment, because that's basically what Bacon Tasty's look like. As for the flavour, I can only echo the words of my fellow reviewer upon this page. Where I would doubtless have needed reams of verbiage in order to even scratch at the surface, he has rendered anything I could add obsolete through just two- "There amazing".PS As you can see from my photo, a batch was recently issued that wrongly labels the snack as "Bacon Tasties" (sic). How embarrassing to see that Amazon have copied the notorious misprint verbatim, in this very listing! In the event that you should get your hands upon one of these rare aberrations, be advised that they can typically command prices of up to five hundred pounds (at a commercial auction house).

They are good taste and flavour

Great item quick delivery

I don't know how these are legal they just taste like salt and the top of my mouth was aggravated after eating. I like salt bit omg this is way too far. Heart attack in a packet

There amazing

As described