World of Warcraft Saltwater Snapjaw Turtle Mount Loot Card - Heroes of Azeroth

Now this is a Waste of Money but when I purchased it, the Loot was awesome

It's a fat slow turtle that walks. This will get you laid in WoW

This loot card mount used to be the coolest slow walk you could take in World of Warcraft, but since the release of the epic Sea Turtle mount obtained via fishing in Northrend this version becomes of interest to only very low level players since it can be used by even a level one.The fishing mount turtle will move at 60% in water and has some cute animation if you press the jump key while standing still... the loot card version has none of these features. On the other hand, to be fair, the Sea Turtle mount must be farmed and the drop rate is painfully low, you may never be lucky enough for it to drop.