Essentia Bottled Water, 1.5 Liter Bottle; 99.9% Pure, Infused with Electrolytes for a Smooth Taste, pH 9.5 or Higher; Ionized Alkaline Water

Just the idea of drinking plain water is abhorrent to me. And sure, I've done the fruit infused thing, but who has the time to do that or the money? Not me. Our water comes from a well and it's ok, if you like drinking water. I don't.But I've been having muscle cramps in my legs and feet for weeks. The charlie horse, growing pain type cramps. The kind where my big toe tries it's wish bone imitation or all my toes squish together like a toe orgy. It starts in one foot and after a few minutes it subsides... Only to start again in the other foot. Total agony!!!I've tried muscle relaxers, anti inflammatories, drinking tomato juice, and even soaking my feet in water and apple cider vinegar. And massaging coconut oil with apple cider vinegar into my feet. Desperate? Who me. Nothing worked. I was thinking amputation, and then my brother who knows all said "drink 8 glasses of water a day" and I'm like "I already do. It's in my coffee." And then I remembered ESSENTIA.I first started drinking this water when I lived in Arizona. I used to go into one of those health food stores (hey, it was next to my work and they had a huge salad bar...) and one day they were offering free samples... Of water. I'm like, "no, I don't drink water" and she says "because of the after taste?" And I said yes. She said "then try this."It was like drinking wet, smooth, liquid air. Zero after taste. It has electrolytes, and it quenches my thirst. I used to have to find a health food store to order Essentia for me. And now I find it on Amazon. And what's really great, is it's cheaper than what I paid the health food stores and it arrived a day earlier than they said it would. I've drank almost half of a bottle so far today (and no brother, I didn't use it to make my coffee!) But, hmmmm....

This is an interesting product. It has a "soft, lubricating" feel to it. Can't tell from the ingredients why. I don't detect a particular taste. I recommend this product for those who have a particular need for an alkaline (opposite of acidic) liquid, or additional electrolytes. Keep in mind this is $5 a gallon water.The body regulates electrolytes very closely. Those are the names that contain the words like calcium, magnesium, phosphorus, and sodium. Most people get all they need from food. Even if you have a crummy diet, these molecules are very plentiful in food. Even fast food. High activity can cause a temporary shortage. And liquids like this and Gatorade are quick replenishers. Humans evolved, and there are 6 billion of them now, on free water. Still want $5 a gallon water? (If you don't have acid reflux there's no reason to read below).People with acid reflux have a problem with one or both valves in the esophagus. Healthy valves keep the acid in the stomach. If it backs up into the esophagus, it burns the tissue. Essentia being alkaline can help neutralize the acid in the esophagus, reducing the inflammation and sores. I have L-P reflux. The M.D. said it's not curable. I've seen the endoscopic pictures. I'm out to prove him wrong. (I can't if the valves are permanently damaged, but he doesn't know if they are. He's never looked at them. I reason that the acid can't be kind to the valves either). I proved an ENT wrong 20 years ago when he said I had to have a lesion laser-ed off my vocal chord. He said it would never cure. The cost of that made me think hard. I quit all of the peppermints and salsa I came to love six months earlier when I quit smoking. He knew of that. I quit abusing myself with that, and the lesion self-healed. I'm also utilizing a probiotic(fancy word for friendly bacteria) and Greek yogurt (yum) just in case there's some bacterialin-balance in my stomach. And I'm self-medicating with a logical Rx. I can't go into that because it's my own unproven science.I drink 5 mugs of 50-50 coffee (5 x 8oz). My ph strip indicated it takes one Tums to neutralize the acid per mug. Acids (like in lemonade) contribute to the pleasure of a lot of liquids. So I chew up a Tums before each cup so it's there to neutralize the excess acid as it hits. So as far as the stomach is concerned it's coffee flavored water. PPIs don't work very well so I stopped them. Why bother? And during the day I sip Essentia to neutralize any acid that might have backed up. The symptoms stopped entirely for a couple of months last fall, but came back for unknown reasons. I've only used one bottle of Essentia, but I think it helps. It's still way to early to tell.

Well, well, well, prepare to have your minds blown, folks – Essentia 1 Liter Bottled Water has arrived! And guess what? It tastes like, hold on for a shocker... WATER! Who would have thunk it, right?Oh, but wait, there's more! This water is infused with electrolytes for a "smooth taste." Now, pardon us if we're not quite sure what a "smooth taste" means when it comes to water, but hey, they've got fancy words like "electrolytes" and "pH" in there, so it must be legit – am I right!But let's get real – it's water, plain and simple. You know, that clear, tasteless liquid we all know and love? Who knew we needed to add electrolytes to something that already tastes like, well, NOTHING?So, if you're in the mood for the ultimate thirst-quencher that will knock your socks off with its "smooth taste," Essentia 1 Liter Bottled Water is your answer – because, after all, it tastes like... WATER! Mind. Blown.